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Battambang’s Bamboo Train: Cambodia’s wildest ride?

Written By: herbrunbridge - Jun• 04•10
 

Rush hour in Battambang, as two bamboo trains stack up

Watch two short videos of the bamboo train on the move and being assembled It’s not listed in the guidebooks and there are other similar trains in Cambodia, but for a couple of hours of fun in the countryside, it’s hard to beat this narrow gauge “local.”  The carriage is a flat wooden frame of woven bamboo that hauls perhaps 8 people with baggage, sitting on steel wheels removed from the tracks of junked army tanks.  It’s powered by a Honda four-stroke engine common in Asia.  When the driver pulls up on the wooden stick, a band of old tire rubber engages the axels, and you’re off! 

When two trains moving in opposite directions meet, the train with the heaviest load has the right-of-way.  After the passengers of the lighter train of the lighter train remove their luggage, and both drivers then carry the bamboo frame, wheels, and engine off the track to let the other train proceed. 

The narrow gauge tracks originally guided small trains that ran between plantations, but were junked by the Khmer Rouge.  To get to the “station”, ask at your hotel in Battambang, and you’ll be taken by car or motorbike to a spot a kilometer or two out of town.  Total distance to the “terminal” is 11 km, but you can get off anywhere and flag down a return train.  Trains run when the bamboo mat is full of passengers and cargo, rarely longer than every ten minutes. Fare is approximately $2 USD (locals pay less) for an experience that’s hard to beat.

Phnom Penh’s exciting night scene

Written By: herbrunbridge - Jun• 04•10

New clubs are continually opening in Phnom Penh

Whether you’re looking for a cool drink at sunset along the waterfront, a hot dance venue, or activities of a wilder nature, Phnom Penh 

offers loads of fun options, in a city in which all venues are fairly close, allowing you to hop around within a relatively small area. 

Phnom Penh’s extraordinary adult nightlife scene is in a class by itself, featuring venues that both men and couples will find fun and interesting, with friendly staff and engaging hostesses. If you’re not into the adult scene, Phnom Penh has lots of other terrific options. 

For an evening drink along the river, pick any one of many venues.  A favorite among many is the Foreign Correspondents’ Club, with its nice views of the riverside, at GPS Coordinates: N11 degrees, 34.019′,  E104 degrees, 55.904′ 

Just off Sisowath Quai on the river is the charming Street 136, with quaint outdoor bars and hostess spots, including the One3Six Bar.  This one block of nightspots begins at the corner of Sisowath and 136, at GPS Coordinates: N11 degrees, 34.295′,  E104 degrees, 55.772′ 

For dancers and partiers, the Heart of Darkness bar is a legendary disco spot with international DJs in an edgy environment.  The address is 26, Street 51, just north of Street 172, at GPS Coordinates: N11 degrees, 33.985′,  E104 degrees, 55.410′

Adult Activities by night in Phnom Penh, Cambodia

Written By: herbrunbridge - Jun• 04•10

Phnom Penh’s adult nightlife scene is rapidly evolving beyond a few scattered spots to entertainment “zones” where travelers can jump from venue to venue in safety.  For now, beer bars are the rule, with plenty of friendly and informal hostesses.  Unlike the adult bar scene in Bangkok, there are no Stage Shows, and ladyboy culture is underground.  Although oriented toward males, Western women are always welcome in beer bars, to have a drink and enjoy the fun. Beer bars do have informal hostesses, who always love to chat with single men and couples.  

Some of Phnom Penh’s best known beer/hostess bars are:

Street 51 (Pasteur Street).  On this street running one block north of 172 Street, you’ll find a number of beer bars with hostesses, including the cute and well-appointed Shanghai Bar on the corner of Streets 51 and 172, and the friendly Pit Stop bar, at #48EO. GPS Coordinates: N11 degrees, 34.255′,  E104 degrees, 55.553′ 

Street 104. On this street, for one block west of Sisowath Quai, beginning at GPS Coordinates: N11 degrees, 34.392′,  E104 degrees, 55.628′, you’ll find a number of bars with friendly hostesses, including One Zero Four, Rose Bar, and Zanzibar.  The latter two feature lively dancers atop the bar.

Street 108.  For one block, starting west from Norodom Boulevard at GPS Coordinates: N11 degrees, 34.382′,  E104 degrees, 55.343′  , you’ll find several friendly bars, including the well-liked Golden Vine, Zapata, and La Marmile.

Cyrcee Club
13, Street 49 @ Street 130
In this extraordinarily friendly club, host Monsieur Hasan offers a nice ambience, populated by enthusiastic hostesses.  GPS Coordinates: N11 degrees, 34.191′,  E104 degrees, 55.406

Martini
45, Street 95 at Street 350
Writer Dean Barrett describes Martini as a living version of Dante’s Inferno, where low lights, multiple levels, and brooding music create an environment unlike any other in Southeast Asia.  Here, a loosely-connected series of bars offers everything from pool, to disco, to cinema, to Chinese food.   Now in its third location, Martini has been a favorite of expats in Phnom Penh for years, and retains it low-lit ambiance, with hostesses seemingly appearing out of nowhere, then sidling off to yet another corner of this unique maze of bars.  GPS Coordinates: N11 degrees, 32.925′,  E104 degrees, 55.254 

Mikado Club
21, Street 136 @ Street 49
Just around the corner from the Cyrcee Club, the Mikado is a friendly hostess bar of easy ambience.  GPS Coordinates: N11 degrees, 34.168′,  E104 degrees, 55.422

Sharky
124, Street 130, across from Kennedy Hair Cut
Despite being around seemingly forever, Sharky has remaining fresh and lively, due to its combination of Khmer and Vietnamese hostesses.  This legendary Phnom Penh watering hole has a small verandah that’s a neat place to watch the street action below. GPS Coordinates: N11 degrees, 33.924′  E104 degrees, 55.418′

Nightlife in Sihanoukville, Cambodia

Written By: herbrunbridge - Jun• 04•10

Victory Hill, Sihanoukville

Whether you’re looking for a cool drink under the stars at the beach, disco dancing, or activities of a wilder nature,  Sihanoukville (Cambodian name Kampong Som) offers has plenty of options, and it’s all, surprisingly, even less expensive than Phnom Penh, making this seaside city one of the best values in Southeast Asia. 

Drinks/Dancing night spots 

Along the beaches, there are loads of spots to relax and drink under the stars.  One of our favorites is: 

Coaster’s
This establishment has a restaurant, and also offers diving trips and tours. Serendipity Beach
ph: +855-034-933-776  GPS N10 degrees, 36.377′,  E103 degrees, 37.236′ 

Adult venues

For dancers and partiers, Daddy’s Ocean Club, located on the second floor of Oceans Hotel has a spanking new sound system, friendly hostesses, and is a great place for couples and singles looking for a great time out. Update: Daddy’s is closed, but may eventually reopen under a new name. Worth a walkby.  Off Ekareach Street GPS Coordinates: N10 degrees, 37.399′,  E103 degrees, 31.380′ 

There are several areas in town noted for hostess bars.  Among the best-known, and friendliest, are:

Biba Discotheque
Located in the midst of an area known by locals as “the ranch,” Biba caters mostly to men, with tons of small hostess bars running for several hundred meters on either side.  To get there, take the road to the port, then the dirt road heading away from the port at GPS Coordinates: N10 degrees, 38.698′,  E103 degrees, 30.775′  Bars begin a few meters up this road. 

Blue Mountain
Off Ekareach street in the down town area, Blue Mountain consists of bars and motel-like rooms in an environment decidedly male-oriented.  To get here, take the dirt road located at GPS Coordinates: N10 degrees, 37.500′,  E103 degrees, 31.380′ and proceed up the hill.

Golden Lion Plaza
This open air complex has six working hostess bars, with several more being built.  To get here, turn left down Kanda street from the Golden Lions roundabout, and is found at GPS Coordinates: N10 degrees, 36.522′,  E103 degrees, 31.541′ 

Victory Hill
Here you’ll find a street full of hostess bars, a couple of good restaurants, and some guest houses as well.  Among the adult venues of Sihanoukville, this may be the most comfortable for Western women. To get here, turn left off Ekareach Street at GPS Coordinates: N10 degrees, 37.932′,  E103 degrees, 30.309′  and the bars begin.

Ko PhiPhi Island, Thailand

Written By: herbrunbridge - Jun• 04•10

Colorful boats on Ko PhiPhi

This island group actually consists of two islands, the larger Ko Phi Phi Don, and Ko Phi Phi Leh.  Phi Phi Don is heavily touristed, with lots of bars, and a relatively well-used boat dock.  Diving in the area is good in the dive season, running between January and March, with visibility generally 15-30 meters, at depths of 25-40 meters.  Ko Phi Phi is easily accessible from  Krabi

There are currently no world-class destination spas on Ko Phi Phi.  The following resorts have good views, and better-than-average accommodation. 

Bay View Resort
Laem Hin Beach, Ko Phi Phi
Tel: (075) 621-223
P.P. Princess Diving & Spa Resort
103 Moo 7, Ao Nang, Krabi
Tel: +66 (0)75 622 079 ext 460
This spa and diving resort is located on Loh-Da-Lum Beach, Ko Phi Phi Don, Ko Phi Phi. 
www.scuba-diving-phi-phi.com

 Other Scuba & Snorkeling

 Hippodivers
Cabana Hotel, Ko Phi Phi
Tel: (01)-894-0853
Instruction in a multitude of languages, PADI
http://hippodivers.com

Antiquities and Crafts Shopping in Bangkok

Written By: herbrunbridge - Jun• 04•10

Bangkok is one of the world’s meccas for antiquities, fine arts, and crafts shopping.  Here, you’ll find everything from age-old statuary to stunning tribal crafts, in venues ranging from the large to the out-of the way. 

Virtually every Bangkok visitor will have heard of the venerable Chatuchak weekend market, but for the buyer with a keen eye for quality, the hot, dusty, crowded environment of Chatuchak gets old, fast.  For a more relaxed, and cooler shopping experience, we suggest you try shopping on routes served by river taxi, the BTS skytrain line, or the MRT subway.  In these spots, you may pay slightly higher prices than you would at Chatuchak, but it may be a reasonable price to pay for the luxury of not bumping shoulders, knees, and elbows with thousands of others.  Don’t forget: bargaining is expected at every shop, whether upscale or down-market. 

Here are our favorite picks for Bangkok, divided between those easily found on BTS, and those found on the river. 

On the river: 

River City Shopping Complex (River City pier)

This four-story complex houses a decent selection of dealers in fine antiquities, interspersed with bronze kitsch shops.  Here you’ll find sculpture, crafts, jewelry, and everything in between.  The finest shops are located on floors two and three, and the owners are often connoisseurs, and informative. As with any antiquities buying experience in Asia, caveat emptor is the rule, as fakes abound everywhere.  It’s not uncommon for even the better shops to have recent recreations on the shelves as well.  The more honest dealers will tell you the difference up front, and educate the browser who’s willing to be schooled.   Bargaining in all shops is expected. River City is actually in two parts, the four story complex, and an arcade on the east side of the building, accessible through a door on the ground floor.  

Two of our favorite shops were Asia Art on the second floor (managed by Kee, who’s been in the business for thirty years), and Beyond the Masks (floor three), where hostess Mae will offer a wide range of exquisite old tribal goods.  

To get there:  River City is located immediately north of the Royal Orchid Sheraton.  From the BTS Saphan Taksin station, walk to the Sathorn Pier, then take  the free River City shuttle boat, which run every 15 minutes in each direction, and drops you right at River City.   You may also take the standard river ferry to the Tha Si Phraya (#3) pier.  After disembarking, walk to the end of the alley, turn left, and River City is just beyond the Sheraton, a two-minute walk from the pier. 

Oriental ferry pier

 O.P. Place (formerly known as Oriental Place) is housed in a charming three story colonial building, around the corner from the Oriental Hotel.  Though not as comprehensive as the offerings at River City, there are a number of decent shops here, well worth a look. To get there: O.P. is best accessed from the Oriental Pier.  Upon exiting the pier, pass the Oriental Hotel on your left.  Walk down the first left alley, then turn right on the next soi.  O.P. Place will be right in front of you, in the white, colonial building.

Oriental Arcade, at the Oriental Hotel has a small arcade with boutique shops, on the right-hand side of the parking lot.  Aside from some nice jewelry at the Private Collection shop, we didn’t note anything exceptional. 

Arisra Gallery, 6-8 Oriental Avenue, Charoenkrung Soi 40, tel: (02) 630-6131.  Arisra has some very good Burmese and Thai Buddha images, as well as various Khmer statues and architectural elements.  To get here, proceed east from the pier (you’ll be on Soi 40).  The shop is on the left, before you reach Charoenkrung. 

Rama Art Gallery, 1238/1 Charoenkrung Road (at Soi 36), tel: 02-2333330.  In business for 30 years, the highlight of this antiquities shop is an exquisite collection of silver jewelry and craft items from the Chinese Hmong tribal area.  There are some good pieces of antique furniture on the second floor.  To get here, proceed east from the pier, then turn left onto Charoenkrung Road. 

On the BTS Skytrain line

 Sukhumvit Line 

Chit Lom station

King Antiques, 985-989 Ploenchit Road,  tel: (02) 655-1001 
This old store has been in the same hands for four generations, and packs about as much into two stories as possible.  There is a tremendous number of good and interesting items to be found here, and we think you’d be well-served, after looking at River City, to come here to comparison shop.  Prices here are, after negotiation, bound to be a bit higher than those at River City, and you will not be able to walk across the hallway, as you can at RC, to signal your intent to find a better bargain.  Here, though, you won’t have as many others interested in the same item as you.  You may find Judy easier to work with here than either Mr. or Mrs. King.   All-in-all, this is a “can’t miss” store, one with character and a colorful owner to match.  Open Monday-Saturday, 9 am – 7 pm. 

To get here:  Get off at Chit Lom BTS.  King Antiques is on the east side of the street, roughly between the Gaysorn and Central shopping complexes. GPS: N13°44.650’  E100°32.575’ 

Nana Station 

Thai Isekyu, 1/16 Sukhumvit Soi 10, tel:  (02) 252-2509
Benjarong pottery was introduced from China 200 years ago, and consists of brightly painted, multi-colored enamels, depicting representational scenes and recurring geometrical motifs.  You can buy this work at many places, including Narai Phand, but here, in this small shop that’s been here for years, you can watch the skillful painters at work. GPS: N13°44.307’  E100°33.439’ 

Ploen Chit Station

 My Collection, 2/10 Wireless Road,  tel: (02) 655-7502
This shop is located upstairs from a comfortable café, and features antique and reproduction Thai and Burmese arts and artifacts. GPS: N13°44.760’   E100°32.875’  

Asok Station 

Paul’s Antiques, 41 Sukhumvit Soi 19,  tel: (02) 651-0032
OK, so you didn’t come to Bangkok to buy colonial Burmese and Thai furniture, but hidden behind Robinson’s department store, off the Asok BTS station, is a charming old Bangkok house filled with traditional wooden furniture.  The house is wooden, with beautiful, classic Thai 20th century details, and has not been modernized.  Although sturdy, the house moves when you’re on the upper story, as befits a building using traditional wooden joinery techniques.  This is a jewel, and the owner, Sert Srithongsuk, and his friendly Great Dane “Tucker”, are as engaging as can be.  To get there: forget the address, which frankly, isn’t much help.  Instead, go to the Asok BTS Skytrain station, exit into the street, and walk up Soi 19 until you see the pet food store on the first left corner you reach.  Take a left at the pet food store and walk down the alley.  Paul’s is down a driveway, immediately before you see the Korean restaurant sign. GPS: N13°44.435’  E100°33.561’ 

Additional note: The Old Dutch Restaurant, on the corner of Soi 23 and Soi Cowboy, is a hoot, with a hilarious menu written by an obviously demented Dutchman.  It’s a neat, cozy place with good western and Thai food, but bring cash, as no credit cards are accepted. GPS:  13°44.202’  E100°33.779’

 Phrom Pong Station

 Rasi Sayam , 82 Sukhumvit Soi 33, tel:  (02) 262-0729
Owner Thareena Laohaphat has compiled a good collection of woven textiles, crafty housewares, and unusual household items.  Our favorites included magnificent woven flat baskets.  To get there: exit the skytrain station (or MRT subway) on the north side of Sukhumvit, heading westerly. Turn right on Soi 33.  Go up three, streets, turn right, and Rasi is at the end of the soi, on your left. 

Silom line 

Sala Daeng

Peng Seng Antiques, corner Rama IV and Thanon Surawong, tel:  (02) 234-1285
Located on the corner of Surawong and Rama IV, has been in business for 40 years.  Their strength is beautifully carved wooden Buddha figures, their weakness is a  diffident staff.  Bring your own sanuk, you might not find much here.  Worth a look, nevertheless. To get there: walk north on Thaniya from the BTS station, turn right on Surawong, go past Jim Thompson’s office on your right, and you’re there.  For an extra bonus, as you leave Peng Seng, continue around the block to the BTS station on Silom, and you’ll pass a McDonald’s, with Ronald McDonald in the “wai-ing” position. GPS:  N13°43.862’  E100°31.989’ 

Chong Nonsi

 De Siam (formerly known as “Kalae”), 154/289 Silom Road, tel:  (02) 635-7739
This small shop has an assortment of Burmese and Thai antiquities and crafts, and helpful personnel. To get there: use the northwest exit at the BTS station, then walk north, and cross Silom Road, your first major intersection.  Walk left after crossing the road.  It’s located next to the Shangrila Chinese Restaurant. GPS:  N13°43.581’  E100°31.636’ 

Macassar, 717/1-2 Silom Road, tel:  (02) 635-0775
This well laid-out shop has a magnificent range of furnishings and crafts from Thailand, Burma, and China, and the staff is incredibly friendly and helpful.  There are a decent number of old things for under $15 USD. To get there:  The shop is located at, on the south side of the street, at the corner of Soi 13. GPS: N13°43.484’  E100°31.446′ 

Elephant House, 289/69-71 Soi Pattana, Surawong Road, tel:  (02) 233-6973
This shop caters mainly to Bangkok-based expats looking to buy traditional Thai and Burmese home furnishings.  Prices are on the high side. To get there:  Begin on the north side of Silom, then proceed north on Soi 22.  When you reach Thanon Surawong, cross the street, and proceed west to Soi Pattana.  Turn right on Soi Pattana, and you’ll find Elephant House on your left, 30 seconds or so up the soi.  

Various shops along Silom Road

 Along Silom, from the BTS Sala Daeng station at Rama IV, and pocking west to Thanon Surasak, there are many shops selling a variety of crafts and antiquities.  Some of these have decent merchandise, but many sell kitschy bronze sculptures (including life-size Playboy bunnies with serving trays) and trinkets you’d find at any shop in Bangkok.  You’ll also encounter Silom Village, a mall fronted by a restaurant and flanked by a small hotel, which houses a dozen or so shops dealing in everything from crafts, to trinkets, to clothing. 

 We’d suggest this walk only if you have lots of time to spare. 

Surasak

Silom Galleria 
This large emporium is a competitor to River City, and consists of two adjoining towers.  While jewelry and gems are the mainstay of the north tower, people in search of antiquities will find the south tower more appropriate.  Because Silom Galleria charges less for rent than does River City, you’ll find many smaller dealers here, and quality is, in the best shops, comparable to that in River City.  One of our favorite shops is EtniKa, with a good selection of items from Thailand and India.  Owner Saifon Theerathat is friendly and enthusiastic about her collection, which she also wholesales to other dealers (02-630-1819). To get there:  From the BTS station, take the northeast exit, then turn right on Thanon Surasak, the first major intersection.  In roughly two minutes, you’ll see a large parking lot with tour buses on your right.  Beyond the parking lot, you’ll see the entrance to the south tower of Silom Galleria. 

On the MRT subway

Suan Lum Night Bazaar

We like Suan Lum because, although extensive (3,700 stalls), it’s less crowded that Chatuchak, and better laid-out.  Prices will be slightly higher here, but there are airy restaurants, and the atmosphere is relaxed.  We recommend looking at Maem Yong’s shop, offering good Burmese antiquities, at Zone C-55.   It’s located at the corner of Wireless Road and Rama IV, and directly across the street (to the west) of the new Lumphini MRT subway station.

The Good Manner: When your lady friend has wrecked your apartment

Written By: herbrunbridge - Jun• 04•10

The Good Manner: Love & Relationship Advice from WoWasis’ Pa Farang
This week’s dilemma: When your lady friend has wrecked your apartment

Dear Pa Farang, 

My heart is heavy, and I am seeking your advice. I have just come home, and my apartment has been wrecked. I am a farang, in this country for six months, working for a large multinational company. Because I work long hours, my company hired a maid to come in and clean my house three or four times a week.  She was in her early thirties, and explained to me that she had two small children, and her husband, a compulsive gambler and tuk-tuk driver, had traded her affections for those of a bar girl, although he still maintained residence with her. Sometimes, I would ask my maid to join me for a tea before she left. One afternoon, it was raining quite hard, and I walked her downstairs and out to the corner to find a taxi. After 15 minutes, we both became soaked, and there was no taxi to be found. I started sneezing, so we both went back home to get an umbrella.  Instead of leaving right away, she insisted on making a tea for me, and when I sneezed again, she drew me a hot bath. I am telling you these details so you will understand the particulars of what happened next. I admit, it had been several months since I had last enjoyed the pleasures of a woman. Frankly, I have not been blessed with the looks of a matinee idol, and I was more than secretly pleased when she playfully massaged my neck while I was in the bath. One thing led to another, and we had relations.  Eventually, the afternoon rain abated, and I successfully found her a taxi. Two days later, we had relations again. Then, she left for a one week trip to see her family in Udon Thani. 

In my office, meanwhile, one of the secretaries and I had become close, and we occasionally played “jahkachee” ticking games while others were unaware. While working late one night, this girl from my office offered to fold and staple a series of important documents that had to be couriered to London the following day.  To thank her, I offered to take her to a late dinner. While at dinner, she told me about her efforts to finish college courses, stalled due to her meager pay, and the fact that her mother was ill, and she had to bear her medical expenses. My heart went out to this hardworking and noble, but unfortunate girl. On the spot (and perhaps, aided by the dual efforts of Dionysus and Cupid), I gave her 2,000 baht.  I took her outside to find her a taxi, and went home to bed.  The next day at work, she smiled at me perhaps a little more than usual, but I thought little of it. At 6pm, I went home. Several minutes later, the concierge in the lobby called me, saying a courier was at the desk, and needed my signature on a package.  I requested that the courier be sent up.  To my surprise the courier was “Lek”, the girl from my office.  Inside the package was a Thai dinner for two. “You so busy”, she said, “I think you not eat.”  Naturally, I invited her in, in spite of the fact the Manchester United was engaged in a spirited match to which, I might add, I’d been looking forward.  I can’t tell you my shock, when she removed her full-length sweater, to find her dressed in black go-go boots and a short skirt. Pa Farang, I hope you understand my situation, and what inevitably followed.  

She left at 5 am the next morning, both of us victims of Cupid’s arrow. After a hasty 8 am shower, I was back at the office at 10, as was she, with a particular glow.  At 6 I went home, as was my habit.  Upon opening the door, I was shocked.  My clothes were strewn about the place, cut in shreds, as was my bed linen. A heavy jade ashtray had been thrown through the screen on my oversize television.  I won’t bother to describe the state, or the whereabouts, of the former contents of my refrigerator. Upon calling the concierge, I was informed that “Noi”, my cleaning lady, had returned that afternoon, as scheduled, to clean the apartment. 

I’m not sure how to proceed at this point. The housekeeper, naturally, should be fired, but I’m not sure whether to press the issue with the authorities. My company owns this furnished apartment, and it’s going to cost me dearly to replace the television. Will she attempt further retribution by causing trouble at my company?  I’m not the most experienced hand with women, in general, and I’m not sure if this behavior is what I can expect from Thai women, or whether this is an anomaly. Color me perplexed.  What could I have done differently, and how should I proceed with both of these women? 

–          Khun Nigel

 Dear Khun Nigel, 

As my colleague, Uncle Go, states, “I’ve said don’t play around with it. Because once you’ve tried you won’t be able to turn back, no matter how much you try.”  You have now bitten the apple of jahkachee tickling games, and have found a worm. But your first mistake was to mislead your maid, “Noi,” as to the nature of your relationship. When you slept with her, you were, in effect, entering the realm of becoming marriage material, even though the event seemed casual to you. I would not doubt that she had been planning for such an “accident” to occur for some time. Why would she not have brought an umbrella to your house on a stormy day?  She had given you clues as to the tenuous state of her marriage, but you refused to listen to her heart, and instead, concentrated on the pleasures of the moment.  Now you are a victim of “jai aakhâat mâat ráay”, or “revenge heart.” Guaranteed, she found evidence of the affections you bestowed upon your co-worker. Her actions served as her warning that you and she have entered into a relationship, regardless of your informal attentions.  Within two days, I predict, she will return to clean your apartment, will bring flowers and a small gift, and will say nothing about her last visit. Meanwhile, your co-worker, who has probably admired you from afar for some time, will consider you hers as well.  If she discovers your relationship with your housekeeper, you may expect a certain amount of discomfort at work. 

You have learned a lesson, and created a situation that, while easily undone, you may not want to replicate. First, you must either choose the woman for whom you have the most affection, and discard the other. Or, if you choose neither, you must disentangle yourself from both.  If you wish not to see your maid again, change your locks, and inform both day and night desk personnel at your apartment that your maid’s services are no longer required. Inform the maintenance manager as well. Supply all of these individuals with a token of your appreciation, such as a bottle of good scotch. This will supplant any attempt at bribery from your maid, who, in getting so near to a sponsor who might end her matrimonial misery, may try anything to wrest you away from a rival. If you wish to sever the relationship with your co-worker, invite her to lunch, and tell her you made a mistake, and, in retrospect, cannot have a relationship with someone with whom you work.  Apologize for your momentary weakness, and for goodness sake, think of her in conservative business dress, and not in black go-go boots.  “Jahkachee” is a game that can have permanent repercussions, and I advise you to resist this most tempting of Thai delights.  From now on, practice The Good Manner in relationships with female co-workers and domestic help unless you intent to become a steady patron of clothing shops and television stores.

– Pa Farang

Read Pa Farang’s other columns for more advice on relationships in Southeast Asia

Silver and Metal Crafts in Chiang Mai

Written By: herbrunbridge - Jun• 03•10

Hammered aluminum craft at Louis Silverware in Chiang Mai

Influenced by Shan and Burmese traditions, Chiang Mai silverwork is different from that which you’ll find further south.  Silver has been a tradition in the Lanna area since a large influx of Burmese silversmiths arrived here in the 13th century.  In the Wua Lai village, just south, and within walking distance, of the Chiang Mai gate, you’ll find several small shops specializing in the art form.  Chiang Mai silver is hammered from a disc created from nuggets of silver, then beaten into a basic shape.  Repoussée patterns are then created by hammering, then hand-tooled.  

Recently in Chiang Mai, there has appeared the interesting craft of hammered aluminum, consisting of larger pieces that serve either as hangable art, or for design elements on buildings.  Two of the more notable shops showcasing fine hammered aluminum work are Louis Silverware, and the small shop facing Wat  Sri Suphan.

Festivals by month in Chiang Mai, Thailand

Written By: herbrunbridge - Jun• 03•10

Krathong flower boats are launched into the Ping River at night during the Loi Krathong festival

Chiang Mai is the festival capital of Thailand. Every month, there’s a festival that’s fun, interesting, and should be an essential part of your Chiang Mai experience. Here’s what to look for in the yearly festival calendar: 

January
What: Winter Fair
When: December 30 through January 8
Note: This fair combines food, dance, music, and spectacles, and is held near the Provincial Hall, off Highway 121, to the northwest of the city

What:  Umbrella Festival in Bo Sang village
When: Third weekend of January
Note: A colorful parade is the centerpiece of the festival.  Consult your hotel for route details. 

What: Wood Carving Festival, in Ban Tawai and Hang Dong villages
When: Weekend nearest the end of the month, Thursday through Sunday

February
What: Flower Festival
When: First weekend of February
Note: Saturday morning is when the beautiful floats take over the city.  Much of the action happens on Tha Phae Road.  Consult your hotel for the complete route.

What: Tin Chok Festival, Mae Chaem, 150 km west of Chiang Mai
When: First or Second weekend of February, depending on the yearNote: This is a showcase of the weaving art, collected from weaving villages near Mae Chaem. 

March
What: Chiang Mai Arts & Culture Festival
When: March 30 to April 9
Note: There is a Shan ordination at Wat Bpa Bpao, plus numerous other events.  Consult your hotel for further information. 

April
What: Songkran Lunar New Year festival
When: Roughly April 10-15, actual dates vary by year.
Note: The famous water festival is held throughout Thailand.  Expect to get doused with water the entire week.  Remember to smile when nailed with supersoakers or buckets of H20. 

May
What:  Visakha Bucha
When: Full moon of sixth lunar month
Note: Celebrated at all Buddhist temples, commemorating the birth & death of Buddha 

What: Rocket Festivals
When: Sixth and Seventh lunar months, in May and/or June (consult your hotel)
Note: Rocket festivals, which bring rain through the firing of locally-made rockets, are held all over Thailand.  Two notable festivals in Chiang Mai are held at Wat Pa Tung and Wat Phra Non 

What: Inthakhin Festival
When: This six day festival occurs in May and/or June (consult your hotel)
Note: This celebration is held at the City Pillar, and also consists of a parade.  It is held in honor of the guardian spirit of the city, and includes offerings of incense and food. 

June
What: Rocket Festivals
When: Sixth and Seventh lunar months, in May and/or June (consult your hotel)
Note: Rocket festivals, which bring rain through the firing of locally-made rockets, are held all over Thailand.  Two notable festivals in Chiang Mai are held at Wat Pa Tung and Wat Phra Non 

What: Inthakhin Festival
When: This six day festival occurs in May and/or June (consult your hotel)
Note: This celebration is held at the City Pillar, and also consists of a parade.  It is held in honor of the guardian spirit of the city, and includes offerings of incense and food.

What: Lieng Pu Sae-Ya Sae, at the foot of Doi Suthep mountain
When: The 14th day of the waxing moon, of the 7th lunar month (consult your hotel)
Note:  This animist festival honors the guardian spirits of the mountain 

 July
What: Asalaha Bucha
When: The full moon, and first day of the waning moon of the 8th lunar month (consult your hotel)Note: Held at every temple, it honors Buddha’s first sermon

August
What: Salakaphat
When: the full moon of the 10th lunar month through the end of September (consult your hotel)Note: This merit-making ceremony consists of gifts to monks. 

September
What: Salakaphat
When: the full moon of the 10th lunar month through the end of September (consult your hotel)
Note: This merit-making ceremony consists of gifts to monks

October
What: Kathin Festival, at all temples
When: Ongoing, until the full moon of the 12th lunar month
Note: This festival celebrates offerings to monks from groups traveling to distant wats

November
What: Loi Krathong (Yi Peng)
When: Most activities occur during the three full-moon days of the 12th lunar month; actual dates vary by year.Note: Thousands of people gather at night along the Ping River to launch release lotus-shaped floats made from banana leaves into rivers and canals, and fly lanterns attached to balloons, to bring good luck and give thanks to the water gods.  Romantic couples launch small boats filled with incense and candles to bring success to their union.  Fantastic fireworks displays occur along the Ping River. The festival includes a Thai fair, held at Tha Phae Gat, floating lantern and fireworks contests,  boat races, and flower float (krathong) and beauty contests.

December
What: Rose Festival
When: The weekend most adjacent to December 5th
Note: Flower displays at the Tha Phae Gate honor the birthday of the King 

What: Nimmanhemin Art & Design Promenade Fashion Festival
When: 1st weekend of December, from Thursday through Sunday
Note: Dozens of fashion designers celebrate their collections on Soi 1, Nimmanhemin Road.  

What: Winter Fair
When: December 30 through January 8
Note: This fair combines food, dance, music, and spectacles, and is held near the Provincial Hall, off Highway 121, to the northwest of the city

The extraordinary wats (temples) in Chiang Mai, Thailand

Written By: herbrunbridge - Jun• 03•10

A friendly monk greets you at Chiang Mai's Wat Phuak Taem

There are over 120 wats within the municipal limits of the city of Chiang Mai, and they are the cultural — and to many degrees the social — hub of the city.  They are held in such respect than there is a building ban on building any high-rise structure within 93 meters of a wat, to ensure a pleasing skyline, and an airy quality to life in the immediate vicinity.  Many visitors spend a day or more walking to various temples, enjoying the architecture and ambiance.  It’s easy to become quickly overwhelmed at their sheer numbers, so we’ve developed a quick list of the ones that are our favorites, and you can easily visit them all in less than a day, and on foot or bicycle. 

When visiting a wat, please observe these protocols:

  • Remove shoes when entering a wat
  • Refrain from wearing sleeveless shirts and tops, or shorts
  • Never point the soles of your feet to Buddha images
  • Women are not allowed to touch monks.  If presenting an object to a monk, women will either place it on the ground in front of the monk, and slightly to the side, or hand it to an attendant
  • Buddha images are sources of reverence for Thais, so never take mocking photos, especially those that include you or your friends in the same frame as a Buddha image 

Chiang Mai wats typically have three common structures, the viharn, or main meeting hall, the ubosot, a small, consecrated meeting hall for monks, and the chedi, a ceremonial stupa, in the shape of a rounded or faceted-sided pyramid.   These structures may be gilded, adorned with glass mosaics and lacquer, and faced with teak, and beaten silver or aluminum.  Women are not allowed into the ubosot. 

We suggest visiting the following wats, which have compelling artistic merit: 

Wat Phan Tao, Prapokkalo Road, between Ratchadamoen and Ratchamangkha roads.  This extraordinarily beautiful wat is constructed of teak panels supported by 28 massive teak pillars, over a floor of lovely orange and green tiles.  Above the entrance is a gable carving featuring a peacock above a sleeping dog.  GPS: N18°47.262’  E098°59.280’ 

Wat Chedi Luang, Prapokkalo Road, between Ratchadamoen and Ratchamangkha roads.  Immedistely to the south of Wat Phan Tao, you’ll find this wat, lying beneath the massive, 42 meter high Chedi Luang.  The Chedi, which was originally 0ver 90 meters prior to the 1545 earthquake, is surrounded by a pictureaque most, and is guarded by a team of elephants.  To the west of the chedi, you’ll find the stall of Pew Pattanasangcharee, who sells remarkable wall hangings stencil-cut from buffalo hide, and colorfully painted (GPS N18°47.230’  E098°59.169’).  North of the chedi, you are invited to chat with monks informally, on any topic you wish. GPS: N18°47.221’  E098°59.276’

 Wat Phra Singh, Singharat Road, south of Inthawarot Road.  Located two blocks northwest of Wat Chedi Luang, this temple is particularly noted for the beautiful red and gold Viharn Lai Kham, located to the southwest of the main viharn.  Lai Khma is a jewel of Lanna temple architecture, with intricately carved gables with elaborate gold tracery. GPS:  N18°47.312’  E098°58.943’  

Wat Chiang Man, Ratchaphakhinai Road, between Ratchaphakhinai Soi 1 and Prapokklao Soi 13.  It’s well worth fighting off the touts and harassing tuk-tuk drivers inside the entrance of the wat to see the magnificent Chang Lom Chedi in the western side of the wat.  Be especially careful of the slippery pavers as you gaze at the chedi surrounded by elephants and topped with gold, the oldest structure in the oldest wat (1297) in Chiang Mai. GPS:  N18° 47.626’  E098°59.345’ 

Wat Bpa Bpao, Maninopharat Road.   Situated just north of the northeast corner of the moat this is considered by many to be the finest Shan temple in Chiang Mai.  The chedi, set in a beautiful sunken courtyard, is guarded by colorful dragons. GPS:  N18°47.741’  E098°59.544’ 

Wat Phuak Taem, Samlan Soi 7, east of Sam Lan Road, near Bumrungburi Road, southwestern moat.  While the façade to the viharn has very good design, the real draw to this wat is the onsite workshop, engaged in designing finials that adorn the top of stupas. GPS: N18°46.937’  E098°58.999’ 

 Wat Sri Supan, Wualai Road, Soi 2.  Located south of the southern moat, Wat Sri Supan has a beautiful beaten silver façade.  Adjacent, near the entrance, is the workshop of Ajarn Manope Chaikaw, who makes exceptional aluminum respousée art, as well as aluminum architectural coverings for temple soffits. GPS:  N18°46.727’  E098°59.012’

Wat Bupparam, Tha Phae Road, between Charoenprathet and Thaphae Soi 3.  Here, the focal point is the small wooden Wat Meng, built in 1497. GPS: N18°47.291’  E098°58.885’ 

Wat Chaimongkol, 133 Charoenprathet Road.  You won’t find this wat listed in the guidebooks, but it’s the local focal point for festivities during the yearly Loi Krathong festival, and it’s situated on the west bank of the Ping River.  Its original date of establishment is unknown, but it was a Mon temple called Wat Malor, until given its new name by King Rama V.  During Loi Krathong, you’ll want to buy your lighted balloon lanterns and krathong from here and launch them here as well.  During the rest of the year, we recommend going inside the Ubosoth where, on the southeast walls, you’ll find a wonderful mural depicting Loi krathong scenes of fireworks, lantern-lighting and krathong launching.  The closest GPS spot to this mural is N18°46.842’  E099°00.292’ The entrance to the wat is on Charoenprathat Road at GPS N18°46.838’  E099°00.259’