Leave it to the Thais to finally find a natural solution to what men have been seeking for millennia: bigger cocks! According to a front page story in the July 13, 2013 Bangkok Post, the Thai government is now buying larger condoms to dole out to men under the age of 30. The Post quotes Dr. Pornthep Siriwanarangsun, director-general of the Disease Prevention and Control Department, who says the Ministry of Public Heath will buy more condoms with a circumference of 54mm, and fewer in the 52mm and 49mm sizes. The reason? “More Thai men are now over 170cm tall and exceed 70kg in weight.” We here at WoWasis weren’t aware that penis size is directly attributable to weight, but if that’s the case, look for Thai men to go on a campaign to eat more robustly, regardless of whether they consider themselves well-endowed or not. It wouldn’t surprise us if many Thai women responsible for the family cooking will up the caloric content of their man’s meals in search of a new element to sexual play.

The Thai government distributes 40 million condoms annually through a number of different programs. We’d guess that the bigger condoms will go first, as we can’t imagine a man in the distribution line saying “I’ll take a small.”