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WoWasis wordsmith: your sex ad acronym dictionary

Written By: herbrunbridge - Mar• 18•11

We’re always curious as to what the English language has in store as it relates to adult-themed material (read our post on the origin of the word punter, meaning one who buys the services of women).  When western men return to their own countries, they often peruse online sex ads, looking to recreate a bit of the Asian experience at home, through Apartment Asian Massage Parlors (AAMPs), although they won’t find soapy massages in most countries outside of Asia. When they do follow the online ads in their own countries, they’re faced with a plethora of acronyms defining various sexual activities.  No one will ever know who invented them, but the following acronyms are among the most commonly used.  Here are their meanings:

AAMP = Apartment Asian Massage Parlor. Based in a residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront.
ABC = American-born Chinese
ABJ = American- born Japanese
Agency = a company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group of escorts.
AMP = Asian Massage Parlor. A retail establishment staffed by Asians.
analingus = licking anus
AO = Asian Only.
AO AMP = AMP servicing Asian clients only
Asian = analingus
Asian Cowgirl = girl on top, squatting
ASP = Adult Service Provider, or alt.sex.prostitution newsgroup
ATF = all time favorite
ATM = ass to mouth = penis, toy, finger goes from ass to mouth.
attempts = trying to orgasm
Aunt Flo = menstruation, period
B&S = bait and switch = person who shows up is a different one than advertised
babyback = petite, young, attractive Asian
balloons = breast implants
BB = bareback = without condom
BJ = blowjob = oral sex = fellatio
BBBJ = bare back blow job = BJ without condom, beebeebeejay
BBBJTC = bare back blow job to completion (in mouth)
BBBJTCIM = bare back blow job to completion in mouth
BBBJTCNQNS = bare back blow job to completion, no quit, no spit
BBBJTCWS = bare back blow job to completion with swallow
BBBJWF = bare back blow job with facial
BBFS = bare back sex, no condom
BBK = big beautiful knockers
BBW = big beautiful woman
BCD = behind closed doors
BDSM = bondage, discipline, sado-masochism.
BF = boy friend
BFE = boy friend experience
birdwatching = BBBJTCWS
BLS = ball licking and sucking
Blue Jay = blow job
blue pill = Viagra
BNG = blow and go, 15 min session max, oral only
BSB = bus stop babe
butter face = everything looks good, ‘but her’ face
BTW = by the way
cash and dash = ROB (Rip Off Bitch)  who takes your money then runs
CBJ = covered blow job = BJ with condom
CC Rider = full service provider costing $200 or less
CD = cross dresser
CDS = covered doggy style
CFS = covered full service = Sex with condom
CG = cowgirl = girl on top facing you
CIM = cum in mouth
CMD = carpet matches drapes, typically a natural blonde
CMT = Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse.
Cowgirl = CG = girl on top facing you
cover = condom
cruising = driving around, looking for streetwalkers
cups of coffee = releases = orgasms
DAP = digital anal probe = finger in anus
DATO = dining at the “O.” = analingus
DATY = Dining at the “Y.” Oral sex may be performed on the woman.
DDP = double digit penetration, kitty and anus
DS = doggy style
DSL = dick sucking lips
Doggie = man behind girl, girl on hands and knees
onation = payment
Doubles = A threesome with two girls and you
DDE = doesn’t do extras (PS only)
DDG = drop dead gorgeous
DFK = deep french kissing, open mouth with tongue, is enjoyed by woman
DIY = do it yourself (masturbation)
DP = double penetration, two guys on one girl
DT = deep throat, entire length of penis taken in mouth
escort = a temporary companion for hire
facial = cumming on partner’s face
FBSM = full body sensual massage, typically includes HJ
FBSM+ = FBSM + bonus, usually BJ
FIA = finger in ass
fire and ice = a blowjob switching between hot tea and ice
FIR = finger in rear
FIV = finger in vagina
FKK = Frei Körper Kultur. German brothel / nudist club.
FOB = fresh off the boat. Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US.
Fobby = fresh off the boat
FOV = finger outside vagina
French = BJ
French Letter = condom
French Kiss = Kissing with tongue insertion
FS = full service = BJ + Sex
FDAU = face down ass up
Get Brain = blow job
Get Comfortable = get completely naked
GFE = Girlfriend experience. Generally, this means the woman acts friendly enough that you’d consider her a girlfriend. Somewhat more loosely, it may mean she’s open to having unprotected sex. But not always. . GFE = BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOGGFE lite = Lite-GFE = SafeGFE = light GFE, = GFE with substitutions: CBJ vs BBBJ and sometimes no/light kissing vs DFK. GFE++ = RBGFE with extras (like CIM, swallow, greek)
GND = girl next door. Friendly, but not devastatingly beautiful.
GRO: Guest Relations Officer. A term used in the Philippines to describe  a bar girl that you may bar fine and take out.
Greek = anal sex, back door
GS = golden shower = urination play
GSM = g-spot massage
happy ending = A handjob (usually) or blowjob after your massage
hardwood floors = clean shaven kitty
Hat = condom
HDH = high dollar hottie
HE = happy ending
HJ = hand job = a manual / hand release
HH = half hour
HM = high mileage
HME = honeymoon experience, lapdog heaven
HWP = height and weight proportionate
hooker = prostitute
IMHO = in my humble opinion
interpreter = condom
Italian = penis rubbing between butt cheeks
ISO = in search of
K-girl: from Korea KGFE = Korean GFE, usually GFE except with CBJ
kitty = vagina (Bald=clean shaven; Partly Shaved=landing strip; Trimmed = manicured; Natural)
Lapdog = person who worships providers to excess.
LD = lap dance
LDL = low dollar looker (opposite of HDH)
LE = ellie = law enforcement
LK = light kissing, closed mouth
LMP = latina massage parlor
LOS = land of smiles = Thailand
LPIN = legal prostitute in Nevada
mamasan = female manager of a massage parlor
MBR = multiple bell ringing = MSOG
MILF = Mother I’d like to f@#k. Woman’s age is typically over 40.
Missionary = man on top, girl on back
mohawk = thin rectangular strip of pubic hair
MP = massage parlor
MP = multiple pops = multiple releases
MSOG = multiple shots on goal = multiple releases
non-pro = civilian, not a professional provider
NP = no problem
NSA = no strings attached
OP = original poster, original post
OWO = oral without condom
OWOTC = oral without condom to completion
P2P = private to private, typically uncovered, rubbing of penis with vagina without penetration
papasan = male manager of a massage parlor
party hat = condom
PIV = penis in vagina
PL = Pathetic Loser
PM = prostate massage or private message (inbox)
PO = phone operator (for making appointments), could be man or woman.
PS = private show (Dance)
PSE = Porn Star Experience
PV = private viewing (Dance)
PYT = pretty young thing
RA = relaxation assistant, masseuse in a massage parlor
raincoat = condom
Reverse cowgirl = RCG = girl on top facing away
Reverse massage = you massage her
rimming = analingus
RMP = Russian Massage Parlor
ROB = Rip Off Bitch
Roman shower = vomit play
RPG = role playing games
Russian = penis rubbing between breasts = Pearl Necklace = titty fuck
SC = Strip Club
self-service = you masturbate
semi-pro = someone who escorts informally as a side business.
SG = street girl
shill = an insider posing as a satisfied customer
SO = significant other
SOG = shot on goal = one release
SOMF = sat on my face
south of the border = gential region
southern france = BBBJ
SP = Service Provider
SPA = streetwalker stroll: San Pablo Avenue in Oakland, CA
spanish = ATM = ass to mouth
spinner = very petite, thin girl
starfish = anus, or girl that is unresponsive in bed
STD = sexually transmitted disease
stroll = path frequented by street walkers
SW = street walker
TAMP = Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor
teabag = man squats and dips balls in partner’s mouth
TG = transgender
TGTBT = too good to be true
TIA = thanks in advance
TLC = tender loving care
TLD = topless lap dance
tossing salad = analingus
Trip to islands = greek = anal sex
Troll = rude and hideous PL
Trolling = Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum
TOFTT = Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider.
TS = transexual
TUMA = tongue up my ass
TV = transvestite
TW: woman is from Taiwan.
UTF = Untranslated French = BBBJ
UTR = under the radar, does not advertise
WTF = What the fuck?
XOXO = Kisses & Hugs
YMMV = Your mileage may vary. Generally used in online reviews to suggest that others’ experience with the woman in question may be different.
1/2 and 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service
411 = seeking information
420 = 4:20 = marijuana friendly
69 = two people giving each other oral sex at the same time

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